So, what am I to say about this trip now that it is complete? I should first say that this is not my first trip; I also went with Jack and Jill to Hawaii last year and had a wonderful time. I spent time in the sun, observing some really attractive foreign dogs and I even tried a Mai Tai. I was anxious to go to Mexico when I heard Jack and Jill talking about it; I really got my hopes up. Unfortunately, now that it is already in the past, I have to say that this time around, things did not go as smoothly.
I say this is large part, but not entirely, because of what I saw at the 'Donkey Show'. So, this 'show' was really a donkey and a woman having sex. Who would want to see this show? I know it is really a simple question, but honestly, what is the expected audience for such a 'show'. I was under the impression that The Tonight Show with Jay Leno is a show. Sportscenter is also a show. But I do not believe that a woman having sex with a donkey should be considered a show. My guess is that Jack and Jill went to the event because of some awful curiousity Much like a rubber necking driver who needs to see an accident for himself, I think my owners had to see what the 'Donkey Show' was all about for themselves.
I can tell you that if there were a 'Doggie Show' I would be opposed to participating. I know there are some animals that are pretty twisted, but the humans I have observed over the course of this trip were really, truly sick and grosteque people. From the maid who I saw reach into Jill's bag and take her Chanel Perfume to the bartender at the pool who put only a minor hint of Vodka in Jack's Screwdriver; it has all been unfortunate. I see none of the energetic and caring spirit of Hawaii. I see vultures who are simply trying to exploit any American or foreigner in general stupid enough to think going to Mexico is a good idea. Honestly, why does anybody go there? Especially Americans with money, why don't they go to Myrtle Beach or Fort Lauderdale or Santa Monica, why do they have to go to a third world country to have a good time. I think the foreigners are also guilty of exploiting Mexico as most tourists do not give a damn about local culture, history or politics and are there to use and abuse the local facilities before they go back to their safe lives elsewhere. So I guess both are guilty the Mexicans and the Americans and this is how all of life is in my view, a balance, the single biggest indicator that even I, a canine, am but a subject of a higher power. I hope we go to Jackson Hole next vacation, I have heard extraordinary things about snow.
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