Bam Margera or (How I Was Kicked out of the Magic Kingdom with my Dignity Intact(

We all know celebrities are special people. This statement should not shock nor should it appall any man, women or child living in these United States, in these times. Today, I met Bam Margera, an idol of mine and I was also escorted out of Disneyland. I cannot say in good conscience that my actions were justified, in fact, I would be the first to say that I behaved inappropriately. I offered Bam a cigeratte, and this was of course after I professed my love for him and while he smoked that sweet Turkish Camel Gold, I just watched him. My girlfriend, who was standing in line with me at the Jungle Cruise when it all went down looked disapprovingly on and I was as happy as a lark. I decided that the moment was intense enough to ask the man who they Bam for a picture. Again, this was all after I had told him I loved him and he, not suprisingly said no. Give me a break on the phrasing of this message because it is going to my new PO officer by the way and I know I am rambling and slightly incoherent.

Bam initally had made some crack about how funny he thought the Tour Guides on the Jungle Cruise ride were always hillarious. Bam is always hillarious is what I wanted to say. I recognized him through that signature goatee he often wears on his face. He had a girlfriend with him, not the same person who we all saw on his television show, "Viva La Bam," but Bam probably has moved on. Let us not forget that this is a guy who can get anybody he wants. This is important because it goes to the core of why I like the guy so much, why in fact, I probably like him even more than my own girlfriend, Sky. I do love Sky's name though. But the reason I love Bam so much is because he flat out does not care. He is one of those celebrities like Bret Michaels from Rock of Love who obviously has a pretty high IQ and who must have decided to no longer care what anyone else thinks and to live life on those personal terms which can only really make sense to a power wielding celebrity. So yes, I was a bit too intense with the staring, but his girlfriend didn't have to call security. I did not have to get arrested. I did not have to leave the Magical Kingdom as depressed as Eeyore, but this is what happened when I met and befriended Bam Margera all though he would most likely not call me a friend.